12 years after the events of War Of The Worlds, the Aliens who attacked us, which predictably were Martians, come up with a new plan of action. They could just give themselves booster shots and attack Earth agian, but that would be no fun at all.

Martian 1: We cannot attack Earth ourselves... We will just catch colds and die again.

Martian 2: We could immunize ourselves.

Martian 1: No. I have a better plan. We do not need to attack ourselves. We have Xenomorves! (Reveals a cage full of the said Xenomorves)

Martian 2: Xenomorves?!

Martian 1: Yes. I shall put my army of Xenomorves on a sattilite and send them into the Earth's orbit. The sattilite will crash into the ocean and the Xenomorves will seek out the nearest nesting spot, preferably a cruise ship.

Martian 1: Then there will be Aliens... On A Boat! ...And that will happen... And we will rule the world!

(Both Laugh Maniacally)

They're plan would have worked... If Chuck Norris wasn't on the cruise ship

Martian 1: NOOOO!! Chuck Norris is ruining all of our evil plaaaans!

Martian 2: We need more xenomorves!

TO BE CONTINUED